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Show WOULD E NO DISTURBANCE. Woman Merely Had Little Account to Settle with Husband. Stic was a mlddlo aged colored woman wom-an or muscular build, and as sho stopped nt one or the gates In tho Union depot the othor morning the or-flclal or-flclal took notlco ttm sho was greatly perliiibed ami breithtng hnrd. "Miid.tm. )ou seem to be excited," ho said, as sho choked und gurgled and toughed "Yes, sail I does I dun run mos' all do way from do house, nnd 1 roll down To' times on do way. If I glls sight or ilnt piHHon he will also be ar-lllclud ar-lllclud wld ov ei excitement heaps of It" "You havo something under your Hhawl" he said, as his eyes detected a bulge to the garment. "Yoh, Hah," sho replied, as sho removed re-moved and held up to view an old axo handle. "Dls am what will bring on dat ovoroxcltement In case dat pusson shows up )ere " "Hut I can't permit nny vlolenru or disturbance madam " "Oh, dero won I he no fussln' aroun' Do pusson I done spoke or am my bus-bind bus-bind He's done made up his mind to leave me ftir anothei woman, and I 'spectn 'em )ero to tnko do train" "And 3 on won't distill I) tho peace?" "Not nt all, sub no Hah Dar won't be no distill bance When I git eyes on hi m I shall spit on my hands, grip dls )eio handle and Jump ror htm, and hero' lie conies to I II havo him home and all tucked In bed No, snh no disturbance 'cept dat I shall ax de people to stand b.u k so dat I kin git a full swing or mv arm to mash hlin!" Chicago Dally News. |