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Show PUT END TO ONE CROP. Last of Persistent Questioner, If Instructions In-structions Were Followed. A well known congressman wns addressing ad-dressing an agricultural meeting, and In the com Re of his remarks expressed tho opinion that farmers do not suf-Ilclcntly suf-Ilclcntly vury (heir erops Ono of (he audleuco opposed to liliu In politics asked him whnt crops ho would lecommeud "Kur tiling I" tut ii," he lepllcd "Well," said his Interlocutor, "If Swedes don't come up what then?" "Sow mustard," said tho congressman. "And If mustard doeui't come up, whnt then?" And so he went on through a whole list of crops until, the congressman's patience being exhausted, lie put an end to his questioning amid roars of laughter, b) sa)lm;: "Oh, sow )ourself. and I hopo )ou won't come up." |