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Show One Dimension Didn't Sul. 12er)body In Illddeford, Me., knows Alderman Walter Lane, of ward Eight. One of York county's enerablo attorneys attor-neys went Into his barber shop not long ago to get his head measuied for a wig. On taking the dimensions of the lawyor's head tho barber exclaimed ex-claimed "Why, how long )onr head s, sir1" Yes," replied the legal gentleman, o lawyers must hno long heads." 'he barber proceeded with his voca-a, voca-a, but at length exclaimed; "Why, sir, )our head Is as thick ais it is long?" Tho disciple of Illackstnne looked so black that the barber told the boy to "Light those other chandeliers." |