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Show The Accepted Time, "Do choir am now about to voclfor-ate," voclfor-ate," said old Parson Ilagstcr, during a recent Sabbath morning's scrvlco In Ebcnezer chapel, "and jih-wlillst dey am n-dolu' of It, I solemnly suggests dat do mothers of dem sassy chlld'en dat has been uh-'sturbln' do congregation, congre-gation, on dls occasion to spank 'cm. DIb special song will rise loud and high, muh sisters, and so uh-whllst yo' do yo" duty doss do It wld zeal and liberality. Spar' do spank and sp'lle do child ,;lvo It to do llttlo varmints hot and heavy, und do Lawd will bless yo', and do test of us will owo yo' a vote o' thanks. Do choir will now po' fo'th delr hozann'ers." Puck. |