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Show They Say H That some women would object to the millennium if it ciuno on wash day. M That a man who does not labor and lny M up u fortune" may cause absolute suffer- ing to his daughter's future husband. H That a man who keeps his mouth . shut never eats crow. M That a man who snores should bo rap- S ped in slumber. ' M What is said about the failure of tho , H potato crop is mostly rot. Man is ninety per cent water and yet fl tho prohibitionists aro not satisfied. H A girl with a dimple in her check fl learns to work it at a remarkably early fl age. - Peopio who get into tho social swim fl uro often drowned befoio they get out. fl If every man took up us inuch'room as he thinks lie does many peopio would I be crowded nil' tho earth. H Tho aroma of clo.'es is tho breath of H suspicion H That of the many peopio who. uro placed between tho devil and the deep sea but very few are drowned. H Thatoccttsionnlly the wisest owl hoots :d tho wrong time. H A tack points heavenwards when it 9 means tho most mischief. If you borrotv troublo you must put up your peaco of mind as collateral. ' |