| Show go OD r tf DANGEROUS LINE OF TALK mother I 1 wish you mention when george Is call ingon me me why not indeed 1 I dont like it it sounds bounds common common elt ch we have to eat dont we of course and george knows we vv 0 e eat at and use dishes dle hes very true and george also kno knows w a that dishes have to be washed therefore somebody has to wash them but mother s what now it if you keep on talking about it george may discover that you make father wipe them and he may think the same thing la Is coming to him it if ile he should propose to me tims time for patriotism the organist was not lacking in patriotism yet ho rebelled when requested to play the star spangled banner at a wedding it to Is not appropriate said eald be aint it said eald the brides father for this wedding it Is the most ap thing you can play cut all the rest ot of the program it if you like but stick to that I 1 had the hardest hind kind of a fight t to 0 keep belles mother from in mt tying her off to a foreigner for eignor between belle and me we won out mit for in american and it if this the thue tor for the star span aled banner id like to know what Is it I 1 NGY she hes very close he yes he reminds me ot of an expensive umbrella sho she how so i he hes a tight role too young to ta Bs be thrifty oh george babas had an awful time instead of dropping those pennies you gave him in the tin bank he dropped them down his throat all the neighbors camo came over and dr do sem and dr drastic were here and you never saw sue such h excitement I 1 what do you suppose made him do it why I 1 suppose he preferred human interest to bank interest A dreadful shock the waiter bowed and sweetly smiled just at the proper time but soon his look was rather wild lie ho only got a dime cooks day off mistress finding or er cools cooks young man in the kitchen what are you doing here and where Is in lena young man its her ilay day out gone to town Mi mistress stross well and you young man oh ob I 1 thought id stay at home taking no chances A pittsburg man visiting in youngstown had to drop a note to his stenographer what Is the proper way to address a young lady he asked hta his host would you say my dear miss dear miss bliss or what just address her as you would in the office advised the friend oh that would never do the visitor ian exclaimed suppose my alfo should got get the letter way to handle them the divorce court was grinding all ladles ladies who wa married on a bet or 6 4 daro dare or for a joke will stand up anjou announced aced the clerk they lined up your applications are denied now the regular cases will be heard the main one what do you think of the possible cuts in beet beef there Is only one cut in meat which concerns me just now what la is it the way it has haa cut my acqua tn ln tanca VERY appropriate IF ar first boarder after supper great heavens this thin Is the second time today that weve had sausage second boarder all right this Is groundhog ground hog day ringing the bell this clever little thought we captured on the wing A pretty girl Is called a belle because because ashes maid to ring aln elizabeth know knew uncle jack who was waa visiting i them for the christmas holidays from them the west wished to talk to Elizab elizabeths father at his office ho could not find the telo telephone phone directory and thus appealed to three year old elizabeth tor for information regarding the telephone tele number Elf elizabeth zabeth what does mamma i a ask for whan she talks to daddy at his office he inquired elizabeth was wise for her days money she lisped resentment resentment what advice would you give a man who said he was afraid he was dove developing ve symptoms of kleptomania asked the physician you ought to send him to me 1210 replied the lawyer aho manner in which medical experts are taking faking cases that properly belongs belong to the tha legal profession to Is going to cause somo some kind of hn an ethical clash acids ih sooner or later courteous appreciation 1 I dont see why Bl iggins goes out and buys blaw ifo expensive presents every ti time me she e refuses e i toj 0 speak him hm mused miss Cayon cayenne nee dont you think the man ought t to d do something to show his gratitude A LITTLE WOMAN sr little girl I 1 w want ant to ge cef a mitten if it dont cost too much shopkeeper ohl oh you mean a pair of mittens dont you my child little girl no only just orio one ono one suitable for a boy gain to propose an be rejected his own words Is rigby a man of culture oh ob yes indeed you just ought to hear him say im strong for music and the drummer drammer the test what makes you think hes got money well they coul dut prove by his bin books where the money went not hard do you expect me to be ba in two tw pali places c es at once not hard if you were Q now new york fugitive from justice yott yoi could easily be in 20 11 going up real estate took r sudden lump jump iq in our neighborhood yesterday what made it rise A gas pipe in tho the street blew up tho Hon honest estWan man are you looking for work no sar im looking tor for money but im willing to work because chato 4 tho the only way I 1 can set get tt it |
