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Show j MWwM Hush Up "Now, sir," said the ambitious young man, "you have tried my voice. I want you to tell me frankly frank-ly what it is best adapted to." Without a moment's hesitation 1 the singing master replied: "Whis- ' pering." j I I Too Much! , Cop How did you knock this pe. destrian down? Motorist I didn't. 1 just pulled up to him, slopped my car, wailed for him, to pass and he fainted. But to Come Bark j "You're an hour late." I "Yes, sir, I fell down a flight c,f '' stairs." j "But surely it doesn't take nn hour to fall down a flight of i stairs?" j Singing may be beneficial in cer- i tain cases of deafness, says a doc- tor. And the other way around. j j Would Soon Know i He was one of those young men I who never' seem to know when to j go. She had yawned several j times, when a clock in the hall ' struck midnight. "Is that an eight-day clock?" he ! flslccd "Well," said the girl, stifling on-other on-other yawn, "why don't you stay ! a little longer and find out?" j |