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Show IV Twas Ever Thus. f A lawyer was cross-examining an 9 old German about tho position of tho i I doors, windows, and so forth, In a I houso In which a certain transaction occurred. E "And now, my good man," said tho I lawyer, "will you bo good enough to I tell tho court how the stairs run In tho houso?" B Tll German looked dazed and tin- fl settled for a moment. "How do tho IK stairs run?" ho queried. ' "Yes, how do tho stairs run?" fl "Veil," continued tho witness, after fl a moment's thought, "von I am oop- stairs dey run down, and ven I am fl downstairs dey run oop." |