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Show Yc Editor Makes Tracks. Tho editor of Tho Record created nuito a little rinolo of excitement in tho citv Inst night by washing his feet and taking a stroll down town in tho ovonlng. This morning his foot-nrlnts foot-nrlnts were very consDlcuous about the pavements, and peoplo stood and stared in open-mouthed wonder, thinking think-ing that some tremendous p-innt hnd como out of the mountain fastnesses during tho night, nnd hnd been around Inspecting the town. Yes, dear renders, rend-ers, it was the editor who made the tracks, in proof of which we but have to call attention to tho fact that Jim Twocdlo nnd Joe Rolloy are out of town, nnd who else could make n track like that. Besides, aren't tho tracks whlto, nnd haven't we con-fosed con-fosed to having washed our feet recently? |