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Show I Wise and Otherwise Winter likes to Mnger on the lap of spring. .. The Liberty 'Loan drive is going some in ingham. The kaiser is a Hun of a gun. Swat him with a (Liberty 'Bond. The Italian chapter of the Red Cross is the latest organization effected in Bingham, and it's a good one. "Camouflage" is the name designated desig-nated for the new disease by Joe Ber-ger Ber-ger which has been playing so much havoc with the people in 'Bingham. In spite of the sickness during the paft few weeks the' April fool bug has been on the job. For full particulars along this line interrogate John Rino regarding his mails. iBingham parties who went to Salt Lake last week to see the rising prize fighter, Fred Fulton, say that he is a fierce looking object, but that he does not look like a fighter. Those who missed seeing Miles Mc. Donald's show last Monday night missed seeing something all right, or that's what the fellows say who saw it. It had a little of everything mixed In, and all the Ingredients were good. A very stylish lady entered a Bingham Bing-ham store a few days ago and said to the manager that she desired to "purchase "pur-chase a diminutive, argentous, truncated trun-cated cone, convex at the summit and semi-perforated with symmetrical indentations." in-dentations." .She was promptly directed di-rected to the counter where thimbles are sold. A very beautiful, fashionable Bingham Bing-ham society girl, who is something of a weather prognosticates, is authority au-thority for the statement that the present cold spell will be over within the next few days and that spring will be here in full blast. This should sound good to the great number of girls possessing pretty Faster bonnets. For further Information and for the name of the young lady apply to a certain member of the school faculty. Why is it that when you are enjoying en-joying an interesting picture show some person, man or woman, is sitting behind you and delights in reading the instructions that are flashed on the screen? They act as though they were the only ones in the place that can read, and so they make themselves very annoying to those around them. Another thing, the women, delight in commenting on the dresses worn by the actors, and thereby make the people peo-ple around them cuss and swear for all that they are worth. If one of these people who have formed this habit were to be quiet and listen to some other smart aleck talk and read as the words are flashed on the screen, they would not be so particular in their reading habit. It's very annoying to anyone who is trying to enjoy the picture. If you are In the habit of reading the words as they appear, for heaTen's sake read them to yourself. (The above item was written by a chronic grouch who overlooks the fact that there are frequently children and others at the movies who cannot read. We would advise, movie fans not to occupy a seat close to the aforesaid crouch, whose nnma in wall . mm won't print his name, but will tell it to anybody. |