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Show NOTHING TO BOTHER "WITH 8 - m H rcc H mn Possibly Uncle Cal Clay's Rebuke to j wrl Pactor May Have Had Some- jj " thing Behind It. fl on'r J Bin Rookcr T. Washington told at Tub- S the kogeo a Christmas story. T "Old Undo Cal Clay," ho eald. "In- 1 "O vlted the parson to cat Christmas din- jc ner with him. Tho parson accepted, I fac and tho spread was magnificent 1 y"s' sweet potntoes and celery, cranberries L lar and mince plo, plum pudding, and a .1 $ turkoy ho big and yet so tender thnt I Os the parson had never seen tho llko , I before. B " 'Ui)ty Cal,' tho parson said, as ho rBbgy sprcto Npink cranberry eauce on a r c great?V1( vhlte, Bucculent slice of W breast, ''al, whore did you get I fln this wondei Xkoy?' M fo' " Pnwsonf Vclo Calhoun Clay 'I m: solemnly, 'whcVjk prenched dat l 4' wonderful Chrlh, V sormon dis 111 lei mawnln', did I axou whah you got J l wl him? Nuh, no. Dat'B a trivial mat- J Ijf Oe tor.'" .k Jl. , Tho drummer was boasting about MJ- tho immensity of tho Arm ho was M trTsupposo your house is a pretty B big establishment?" said the cus- W OIK .."...- -y t0lirK' You can't havo any Idea ol M Us dlmenslonB. Last week we took nn inventory of tho employes und em ?ound out Tr the first time that three , j cashiers and four bookkeepers were m ing. That will glvo you some IB IdS of tho magnitude of our busl- A M nesB." m |