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Show SEAT LITTLE GOOD TO HIM H Smart Youth Had It But He Did Not H Proceed Far Toward His Des- H An impurtnnt-looklng and haughtily H acting young man waB wandorlng up H and down on tho platform of the rail- H road station of a small western city. H He was Intent on finding an empty H sent In the express, which wns nlmoBt H duo to Bturt. Vainly did ho search H each car. Suddenly ho assumed an H ofllclal air and, walking up to tho' H last car, he cried out: H "All change hero. This car will bo H loft H The occupants of tho crowded car M uttered exclamatlonB which proved JB uiuti mgmfetefrfcHflh, hu'l MHIM 'Ml ' - n -?B and packed thoniBoIvos in other 'H conches. Tho faco of tho young man H assumed a bland and chlldltkp oxpres- ,H slon ns ho Bottled hlmsolf very com- M fortably In an empty seat. ,H Shortly after, tho station agent put H his head In at tho door nnd said: H "I supposo you'ro the smart boob jH who told tho folks this car wasn't go- 'H Ing, nrn't you 7" 'H "Yes," replied tho bright youth, H with a grin. H "Well," responded tho station agent, ' H "you rt-ero right. It isn't. Tho brako- H man hoard you (ailing out about It, :H and so jio uncoupled it. IIo thought ,H you we'ro nn ofllclal." Llpplncott's ,H Mngazlno. LH |