Iron County Record | 1909-11-12 | Page 3 | Almost a Disturbance

ALMOST A DISTURBANCE. Tho tall Indlvldunl with tho frayed newspaper In his hand approached the pudgy little man In tho wilted collar. "My friend, you look Intelligent. Tell mo which is correct flee or lly?" Tho llttlo man mopped off tho perspiration pers-piration nnd glared pitchforks. "Aw, go onl What do you think I know about Heas and files? Go to some uatural history museum, benu." "Pardon mo, but you do not understand. under-stand. I said floo or fly." "I know what you said. Do you think I nm an Insect factory?" "No, no, my friend I I" "Then what do you want to ask me about fleas and flies for?" "I only thought that you could enlighten en-lighten mo. You have an Intelligent face and " "An Intelligent face? And that's tho reason I look like I 'study bugs, oh? On your way boforo I bat you on the beak." And then tho pudgy llttlo man mopped his collar and wondered whother tho toll ohnp was a lunatic.