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Show The Devil's H Contribution. H r Italy wont find it a very H 4 Thanksgiving Turkoy. H 1 i H vTwlk and no "do" makes any H city a corrupt political town. B H 'Dr. Wiley is to administer the H pure food law hereafter. Eat H hearty. H "Go went, young men," is nd- H vice now chiefly followed by H Presidents. H Apparently J. P, Morgan has H no financial interest in Tripoli. H The authorj&Jfch autobiogra-plttjpWflrtM. autobiogra-plttjpWflrtM. LaFollotte has HMRt Hif h opinion of ths Seim-Hffc?itam Seim-Hffc?itam WifteoMn. H . T1i ErI RiliWllftrllTfrl H all the oonductors and brakemen H to .wear black ncktie. To Hv match their collars? H Thirty thousand dollars for M cigars and beer is testified to in M th( Stohpcnson Investigation. M And wo thought all that smoke H came from the forest iires. B It lopks as if Tripoli's only H chance is to trot out her most H seductive Cleopatra. H Many a self-mado man bus to H bo ronovatcd by his wife. H Thoso Wisconsin politicians must liavo thought that Lumber- H jack' Ike's monoy grow on troes. H New York fly cops say there is M no such thing as tho RJack Hand, H but they couldn't convince tho H sultan. H When the suffragettes once H get the upper hand, they'll put m that word "obqy" back in tho H marriage servico in short order. H The si 7.o of tho man has notli- H ing to do with his getting in the j M White llouso. Its tho size of the' H vote he gets. H Senator Stephenson of Wiscon- H sin is tho Ring organization's H idea of an ideal candidate- H spends his money for u renomin- H ation free as water and can't ro- H member for the life of him whore H it goes. H Colonel Bryan denies that lie M is aiding the Wilson boom. H Colonel Bryan, indeed, is not in H tho habit of aiding anybody's H boom but Bryans. H Is it just a temporary spasm H of virtue which has attacked H Philadelphia, or is it going to Governor Wilson's action in declining to let New Jersey in-1 dorse him for the presidency I will be pointed to fifty years hence as one of the fine acts of the old time statesmen. "Must the middle man go?" asks a contemporary. He goes for tho ultimate consumer. -i "How to get rid of old clothes" is a problem with some always. With us a much more serious one is "how to get new ones." As we feared, it is the wit-nesses wit-nesses and not the police who were guilty in graft case. Criminal law as it is practiced in Chicago needs to be stood on its head and given a good shake-up. It appears that nobody who is mentioned for governor of Illinois Illi-nois thinks of such a thing as not running. Not ovon tho simple minded have mistaken Mr. Taft for a comet. For $10,000 an Indianapolis man is pushing a wheelbarrow arourid the country from capital to capital, How docs this assist tho uplift? Prospects for tho rico crop are good, but that does not especially especial-ly interest tho young womari who is soon to become a bride. Liberal Uncle Ike Stephenson was not like the man who goes around looking for bargains in j senatorships. always wiljmg to go in for re-fji re-fji " 1fl,,,it")JitMirir',,''JMfnnB Mr. RockeSjIer is preparing to 'come back" in the management manage-ment of Standard Oil. Tell you about these spry old men. Thirty thousand dollars for beer and cigars, says Senator Stophonson indotailing expenses of his primary campaign. What would tho .Twenty-third ward say to, that? Congressman Young's description descrip-tion of President Taft as being "prudently and aggressively progressive" pro-gressive" was evidently calculated calculat-ed to please both ends nnd the middle. A Now York broker drank through straws in order to meet tho law forbidding tho use of public drinking cups. When it comes to ll nnratinn rf m- Wall street is always resourceful. resource-ful. Mr. LaPolletto shows that even the position of presidential possibility pos-sibility can keep a man busy if ho takes it seriously enough. Now Postmaster General Hitchcock isestablishinga tram-continental tram-continental aeroplane mail route. j This is a very progressive and poetical thing to do -nevertheless, if Mr. Hitchcock doesn't mind we just us soon have our lotters sent by crawling- railway trains for a while yet. There's more chance of having them delivered. de-livered. Just to show how easy the "graft" was worked in San Francisco it has been discovered that the fireproof jail has beer insured for several years for $100,000 and its furniture for $10,000. Amang the new inventions to j be shown at an electrical ex position in New York is an electrically operated spanking machine. Are all our domestic industries to be supplanted? Monty-makng may be a disease,, dis-ease,, but" it is not an epidemic. TImj New York woman who left all to her lawyer in order to spite the ' relatives who tried to influence her will went to needles need-les precaution. He would doubt-lees doubt-lees have get it all any way. 0verbor,d with the bandits. Isfow is the time to cleanse Baltimore Balti-more of tHe vermin. They are trying to reform the indictment route in Philadelphia and it bidV fair to work excellently ex-cellently well. Why should the weather experts ex-perts be so surprised at our having autumn in autumn time? Looks as if Iftaine will have to flip a nickel to decide whether that odd vote shall make her wet or dryr'1 We would be less worried over the alleged c election frauds in Mississippi, New Jersey and Maryland if we thought those states had a -monopoly of them. If prize fighting has been killed because we'have a negro champion, cham-pion, Jack Johnson has done a greater worc than he thought. Yesterdaithe stock market Was calm. Having plucked the lambs' plentifully, the bulls and bears rested from their labors. t YoU feannot annoy Abdul Hamid-wherever he may, be by' pointing1 out to hm the difficultiesSiniwhich the young There is one striking figure in this row between Italy and Turkey. They did not talk all around the subject for years before be-fore getting into action. Thieves iujNew Rochelle, N. Y., stole 2,000 Wth of jewelry and took a bath on tho despoiled premises. Even our burglars are fooling the uplift. Well, if there must be a railroad rail-road strike both sides should act so that it may be over soon. However, as is 'well known, the best time to si'ttlb a strike is before be-fore it begins.: - .-- r Carnegie's peace theories find universal favor. Yet the Krupp gun works arc being run at high pressure. If Reno diyorces should compel com-pel their owners to live in , Nevada there would be fewer divided households. I i The Norkfolk Virginian-Pilot prints a mem for a "12 o'clock breakfast." Pretty time of the day to be getting up in Nor- i folk. : Secretary Wilson is young as ! a campaigner,!-or G wou'( e content when tilings aro moving j smoothly in the enemy's country. |