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Show I Census Questions In Ttliyme. T ' , Does yoar motlir r-ln-Uw live with youf Aro you Arntt Havo you rloplmntlants of tho hrartT Did you ever have tho mrntor Are you eood nt hunting- woaeola? Do ou wear your Irenes In n bana', orpnrtf Havo you got a mortgage on your housoand lot? Do you pray till you get corns upon your knees? . DM you ever diop a nickel In tho 1rtr DvyourcnllythlokyourbrothcMn-lawllkrs Clieeeof Are you fond of chcstnuti? Do you ever swear? Do you cat pie with n knlro or with an nx? Are your molars all jour own, or doca your dentist groan In spirit when ho hears you chowlng t-ncks? Do you llko your sirloins well done or blood rare? Do you put molasses on your black-eyed peas? Do you have irood luck In drawlug to a pair? Do you really think your brother-in-law likes cheese? DM you aver kiss a elrl at four o'clock? Don't you think that Wagner's muslo'a rather peer? Were you qutet-llke or merry when In Jail? I Did you evor allde upon a cellar door? Do you feed jour wealthy relative! mi poison? Vt hat do you thlak of querlca such as these? Stop, stop I'll go nwuy, don't kick mo so, 1 pray Do you really think yourbrothcr-ln-law likes cheese? -N. V. World. |
