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Show Reflections of a Bachelor. j (New York Press.) Old maids are the toast and tea of life, widows. the coffee and cheese. A widow alwavs acts like a man ought to know that she has stood a good test. Children are instinctively delicate about not wondering as to their fathers' brains. No matter how much a man loves a woman, wo-man, she can never be the same to hira after he has heard her snore. A girl with pretty feet can lose a slipper slip-per as easily as one with a scrawny neck j can believe in modest dressing. |