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Show Cyclone Signs. (Kansas City Journal.) A newcomer in Kansas asks the El Dorado Republican to tell how th ap-iroach ap-iroach of a Cyclone may be discovered. 'We cannot," replies the editor, "an-wer "an-wer that question. However, when the orch chairs bcin to fall over each other, he bricks from the chimney tops tumble own on the roof -ind the air Is full of lying tree tops: when a plate glass win-' ow or two crashes in ami the driving tin .skins over a twelve-foot porch, ashes under the outside door, (lances ?ross the vestibule, rushes under th- hide, hi-de, door and covers the hallway floor; ad the srandfather's clock rolls off the Indinar-to the lower floor, sparks from tc telephone, as bifi as n bucket, f;o off he a stun, a quarter section of shingles tirs- off the roof to give the hail and rln a chance, and the roar on the out-sle out-sle is so terrific that you have to scream t-make vour family hear you; it is not a all necessary to bejriri to think about c'.nz to the celiac or to a fraid hole, as ! the -tornado, .or whatever you aro- please in call it. is rioinsr business in the neX township.", . i |