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Show About the time a new and more euphonious word is to be coined to take the place of the harsher word "graft," a new sensation is sprung, and the proposed new word is suddenly out of date. However, How-ever, if that congressional investigation into the naval contracts continues, it may suggest "submarining" "sub-marining" as a synonymous word to cover any underhand un-derhand work which' may hereafter develop. . Several men have been mentioned as likely candidates can-didates for the vice presidency, but in no case has the mention been accompanied by a sworn financial finan-cial statement. The barrel is, however, a-n essen-' tial of availability. The Kev. Dr. Gray, pastor of the Congregational Congrega-tional Church at Orient, L. I., has been an active agent for, the suppression of the saloon. The liquor dealers, or their agents, have retaliated, first' by burglarizing and afterward burning his home. This treatment nor serving to int in, . J thy doctor, recently in the chm-eh ' 7 ' ' he received a threatening letter. ! . rogues can not be located by ti,, ." , ished as they deserve. Their u,.,A ,, - v 1 has extended over a year. One of the rules in the n-a- :, ,,. . Thames next July is that no p. r, ; , worked at a trade or as a Ial.on-:- ; to row. No doubt there will he ,.. , , candidates for the contest, but , a vacancy the Salt Lake polb-.. e. ; ..... . . any deficiency on short notice. There is a. whole lot of t;,;.N .. ... wages, but not much is said or the price of potatoes. Yet w.e:. ;. that the workers should kick. Georgia's peach crop f..r !: . ,.r will be a failure. Another di-t i-. -, .iM naturally humid country goin- :., !, .' tion.- Blissful ignorance is the kn:( we've got. It's a mighty hard thing' for ;, !!:.,., P i. . , mad at his wife when be find- i ' , replenish his supply of cigar. The veriest amateur could pn tury weather as Dr. Hyatt did h. : W(V-. . ten days. The Mardi Gras festivities in NY-c ():,-.. H- ,V be followed by Mardi Gras carnival- r ; r--. i : the year. Government guarantee of bank i ,. appeal more strongly to the average n:.,i -: j. were just guaranteed something to i --h. Hiram Percy Maxim ha- invent'-i ;, ,,,,.. gun. Now if lie will expend s,-,!M.. ,.u,.vsv .. noiseless firecracker tor fourth of .I ijv i:',-.. tions he will have earned recognition v ..rii r. . One spoonful of any cocoa on the itM.k.- ; equal to two spoonfuls of any other btMii'I. How could it be expected that 'siahYpa- .-r or tariff reformers should know anything ai-r financial legislation, anyway? The prohibition wave sweeping the ...;niitrv a "dry" one, but the news is very intere-rins pre in a semi-arid region. A fellow was fined $2J in the police n.urr L,--week for stealing a ham. The judge piV'btibly not aware of the retail price of ham, or hp won: have held the prisoner for grand larceny, or ni.i t' ft fine at least- rnnol tn tVta cnlltmr ..n'.. ... .! ham. -The Massachusetts legislature i- dis.-u.-ins: j bill prescribing certain regulations to prevent pr- t mature burial, or burial alive. Probably seeking ; j prevent any sons of Massachusetts becomin? --sr- didates for the vice presidency. There is no element of refinement in trf safecrackers safe-crackers business. They make their raid ami unsettle un-settle business conditions. But they promote :Y.. own prosperity, which is the one essential t" mY ern finance. No. gentle reader, Esperanto i- not a nrx r.;; but a new cause, for headache. Love and Justice are blind so they in.-ty nn , the crimes committed in their names. ; The one pleasing feature of a se i-ju of co ! gress is that it finally draws to a conclusion. When the nation gets all those submarines to- ; we will have to go to war to prove the wisdom'1: ; the. patriots who authorized their eoiistrucuuii. A boy sowing his wild oats is fixing i;p a w patch that will require a good deal of b'cir.jce-fore b'cir.jce-fore he can become a useful citizen. An entertaining feature of self-study i- you learn a few things about yourself th;it ei-: people have, known for a long time. j If you seek advice, be assured your heart i -n V young. When you seek to give advice, be no ?uri of anything further than that you ma;- become a nuisanca. j Lovers insist upon the one word from tiic i one to make them happy ever after. But ih;u on word never has yet been the last of it. I It should be remembered that It's a iniuH'y P''r j consolation for the unhappy that their raistVrtun'' , are largely of their own making. Charity, chart'.1' If the street sweepers were paid by the anion1-of anion1-of dust they can raise they would all q"'r a::" smoke the big cigar on brokers' row- every noon. A humorist is a man who is just silly rtunicb make people laugh with him. while a tool i? i:J who is serious enough to make people lauf'h d' him. A funny story loses its savor after it has bn in pickle awaiting an opportunity to be r-prun?- Women keep the men guessing until they3' married, but after that there's no guesswork -tf-J' it the man must rustic. |