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Show The Chicago city council has passed a law regulating regu-lating the length of hat pins, and it has raised quite a fus9 among the good women of the Windy City. : But just think how considerate the city fathers were not to restrict the size of the shoes to be worn ' by the fair sex. ' A good woman a long time ago asked why we continually roasted the women and remained silent on the frailties of men? Indeed, the men must be past redemption ; they are hardly worthy of our dis- j tinguished consideration. This is meant as an apology. Colonel Roosevelt ha3 begun the talking part of his hunting trip. He addressed the students of the University of Egypt at Cairo this week, giving some views on life's standards which it would be j well for the American people to ponder. I "" - " i It is very interesting to read of the high flying j of men with flying machines, but it is hard on the j fellows who try to fly high without any machine j at all. j It 13 . unfortunate that the information fur- j nished the census enumerators is secret and that j it cannot be given out by the enumerators; we had hoped to find out "How old was Ann?" ! l Chief of Detectives Sheets did a little work j. j this week that entitles him to a place quite equal to j that of the immortal Inspector Javert. . . ? j "Cheap guys" are the only things that are j cheap these days. Deseret News. Another in- j j stance where supply exceeds the demand. j Microbes and germs seem to have as hard a time j keeping under cover as some other malefactors. 1 ' j Easter mjllinery can now be bought at half ? price, and it is cheap at that. ' , , , ! . Still, an $31.10 councilman in Pittsburg may be about all he i3 worth. j It is easy to fall off a log, but it may be hard where the f aller lands. March came in like a sheep and went out Y&o a goat. ;-' |