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Show Fair. Warning. "John, dear," said Mrs. Wedderly, "is it true that the average woman has no sense of humor?" "That's about the size of it," replied her husband. "But the average man's yours, for example is pretty well developed, isn't it?" continued the husband's wife. "Oh, yes," answered the unsuspecting other half of the combine, "mine is all right." "Well, I'm glad of it," said Mrs. W., "as I have a treat in store for you. Xext week I am going to ask you for a new sealskin sacque and I want to laugh and feel jolly, just as you do when you read of such things." Chicago Chi-cago Daily Xews. |