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Show "I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling was saying, "I should love to see that wonderful atmospheric freenomenon they call the garage of the desert." Farmer Honk (musingly) They say Deacon Klutchpenny's wife was a paragon par-agon before he married her, and Mrs. Honk (briskly) Nothing of the kind! She was a Smith! I knew the whole family. "Waiter, has this steak been cooked?" , "Yes, sir; by electricity." "Well, take it back and give it another an-other shock." Judge. First American Financier I have no patience with the people who go to Monte Carlo and drop all their money. Second Ditto Neither have I. Why g can't they patronize home industry and drop it in Wall street? Philadelphia a Record. g He was out with his best girl, and as S they strolled into the West End restau- I rant he .tried to put on an I-do-this- I every-evening kind of look. When they I were seated at a table a waiter ap- proached them. - B "Will mons'eur have a la carte or ta- ble d'hote?" he asked. F "Both," said the young man. "and K put plenty of gravy on 'em." Tit-Bits. |