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Show The city of Trenton. X. J., is said t. have :a;i(,n ' up the task of inculcating a love for hasebnll ;n young idea. Pretty soon the small boy will have ! his pleasures regulated by statute and hi- j ,v ,v ; ordinance. j j Despite the vast improvement in hertieu!-u:a ; science, a real nice Den Davis apple w :;;M ho a j joyous treat. 1 Xow is the time for all good men to cor.-.? r.-i tr.-. aid of the party. j "Raw! Raw! Raw!'' Yes, the days will ...on h j here, and the college boys needn't think they ar,, j the only ones who have found it out, either. ! It is a mistaken notion that an automobile Js dangerous. It is not. The danger is in the low- 1 browed chauffeur who drives the machine. ' "Be not the first by whom the new is tried. n-,r yet the last to lay the old aside," says the peer Pop'-. And he wasn't thinking of the latest stylo in woman's wom-an's dress, either. Between the onslaughts of Colonel Bryan and Judge Taft, General Apathy is having a hard time holding the fort. " When you find a man about this time whose business requires his attention later than usual in the evening, you can bet that there is a house-cleaning out where he lives. Some men boast of their good disposition when their wives ought to have the credit of reforming thetn. In the present campaign it seems that we have Ceased to investigate the results accomplished an! are investigating the men who made the causes And the campaign fund continues a source of much discussion in these strenuous days. Whew? it comes and whither it goes this is the popular demand. And the people are sure to find out. Politics will be purer when the politicians are made purer. And some of the politicians are just now going through their season of fire and purification. puri-fication. It is very hard to lose the savings of a lifetime, yet it is about ihe easiest thing in the world to (h. Xo matter what ails a man or woman, there is some man who has an absolute cure for, it. If you don't believe it, read the advertisements of the "doctors" "doc-tors" who haTe the cures. Some wise person once said that to cure a cold, the best remedy was to starve it. The remedy at least has the merit of economy. And now the common people have another thin? to worry them. It is reported that the new gold pieces will not stay stacked in a pile. The "rest cure" doesn't seem to be properly appreciated ap-preciated by those unfortunates who can't find a job in these prosperous times. We trust all the candidates are taking their full meed of pleasure out of the "cinch" they have at this early date before the election. Tho Independence league candidate, Mr. Hi?-gcn. Hi?-gcn. showed very great lack of confidence when hp said he hardly expected to find Utah lined up for his party. He is violating all precedent by sueb talk. It depends a great deal on the point of view. The common people believe the railroads should be run for their benefit, and the magnates think they have some rights in the matter. And the funny part of it is that both are more or less right. The drouth in the east which has just been broken bro-ken only emphasizes the much more favored posi- tion the irrigation farmer has over the eastern tiller of the soil. - It is said that rats are the great disseminators of the bubonic plague. Which, if true, leaves Utah-out Utah-out of the area of infection, for we don't have rats in Utah. May te Indian summer live long and prosper! The president recently was treated to a speech delivered in the German language, which he tran3- j dated himself. You just simply can't stump our president. And now they are going to fertilize the ground with electricity. Xext thing they will be raisin? pumpkins and sweet potatoes on the thunders of the spellbinder. We have seen reports that a counterfeit $20 gold piece is floating about. But the common peop-a . seldom will have to worry about getting even counterfeit twenty. i |
