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Show !A flat failure one that doesn't pay interest on the investment. There is a watch trust, and it is being invest i-t i-t gated. Wat eh it come to time now. Buoyed up by hope, professional rainmakers may yet find employment before the summer is over. Orchard hasn't confessed to being a horse-thief horse-thief yet. but maybe that accounts for his being ! alive to tell the tide. The sale of alfalfa with a government internal I revenue tobacco stamp upon the package is nevertheless never-theless prohibited to minors. There may be a few bad provisions in the pure ; food law, but there are not so many on the mar ket since it went into effect. When the czar dissolved the duma, he thought probably the solution would be perfect, but trouble shows itself as a. precipitate. The man who goes out early in the morning to plow his corn is living pretty close to nature, but you never hear him tell about it. An exchange says the kiss was invented in India. In-dia. But if it was invented, the fellow missed a fortune by not getting it patented. Modesty and a retiring disposition are greatly admired by most people, but when possessed by an oil magnate, the subpoena servers have a hard job. If everybody would boost prices a little higher, we would lose all hope of getting acquainted with them. They already partake of the qualities of the snob. Americans living abroad must now register if they wish to retain their citizenship in this country, coun-try, laybe congress wanted to expatriate them for being ''undesirable citizens." Governor Garter of Hawaii says the Japs would light at the drop of the hat. Depend upon it, the trust will not permit any drop in hats this earlv in the season, so we are safe for a while. .lust about all of the world's problems have been solved by the graduates. By the time they all get I jobs and are making a living there will be a new I batch of problems for next year's graduates. Forty-nine Salt Lake mail carriers have been I allowed an increase of $."0 a year each, making $f00 i ? their salary. The raise will not affect postage rates, not until some trust gobbles up the government. govern-ment. It has been nggosted that if all the automobiles in the city -. . mi. "onfine themselves to the speed developed ii: ' .e mt races by some of the cars, no one would h n.r . ause to complain at their reckless reck-less driving. A new Micnigvn law prohibits the sale of gasoline gas-oline except in cans painted red. The purpose of the law is plain red is the danger color and gasoline gas-oline is dangerous. But what interest has Stand-j Stand-j ard Oil acquired in the red paint business? j ' Uncle Sammy is very busy these days with his ' naval forces. He is getting quite a fleet in the ; Pacific in order to maintain Chinese integrity- j Such a policy will no doubt be construed by Jap- it .- , . , , , . . ' - rTr-.n anes diplomatists as an unfriendly act to Japan-but Japan-but tammy is very diplomatic himself, and is wrestling with the Chinese problem very bravely. |
