| Show what b J thinks about Oar Good Will Ambassador BEVERLY DEVERLY HILLS lULLS HILLS CALIF What better salesman of goo good will and brotherly understanding understanding un un- un- un could we send to our great sister republics in inthe inthe inthe the lower half of this hemisphere hemisphere hemisphere hemis hemis- phere than our own president who carries for his samples his personality and his spoken words If It II In the past we looked mainly to the old world for our markets It Is II certain that In n the future we wa must increasingly I cultivate the Latin stocks stock of the new world on a continent continent con con- s menu whose Incredible meted ible natural resource resources 3 a es are for a great part still virgin and nations who must be cured of persisting beliefs belief that the Irvin S. S Cobb Monroe doctrine Is II for them a threat and not a shield If yesterday was Europe's and today Is North Americas America then surely surely sure sure- ly the promise of tomorrow belongs to South America I I Tugwell's New Job NOW that brother Tugwell almost the la last lut it surviving lobe of the original brain trust has haa left the government tint flat folks folk Are ore wondering wonder ing how bow hell he'll make out in his new line Dont Don't worry anybody To lome some the molasses business might b be e sticky but it offers otten no obstacles to toa a young youna gentleman who wrote and what's more had bad published a poem with this deathless refrain retrain I winnow win will now roll up m my sleeves leeves and remake America Mark the words word In six months hell he'll be an outstanding baron and Inside of a year the acknowledged affy king of North America And pretty soon loon well we'll be bo lasses lasses conscious to a point where the effect will be that the entire country countr is paved with fresh flypaper fly I be surprised to see lee us UI using caramels for currency And Andas as 81 for peanut brittle well brittle well Ive I've already al sl ready started hoarding II Son in T x I TUEN Mussolini let the word VV V V. V percolate that he was Wit groomIng groom groom- Ing that new aon son law in law to Oil All his hi dictatorial boots bool he must have meant what he be hinted at Because e latest photographs photograph show how the heir apparent with his Jaw also thrust forward his hi brows brow also knit In menacing frown and his plumpIsh bosom inflated until his medals medal stand forth like carnival tags lags on a marquee The likeness to the original model is so 0 perfect that II Duce could use a picture of the young man for fora or ora a hand mirror it seems fitting that Italy having kicked the dove I of peace in the pants should cher ther cherish lab ish the pouter pigeon poso pose to typify defiance e eThe The Language of Lawyers I T REGRET I didn't think this up 1 first first flut- some dirty plagiarist is U always alway I thinking up something before before be be- fore I get around to doing so 0 But ButI I feel it my dut duty to help spread it around especially since it was a lawyer lawer who wrote it IL Im I'm quoting him If U a layman gives alves an orange to you ou he simply says Have llave an orange or or- ange But Dut when a lawyer laWer puts the transaction in legal form hn ha writes I hereby give Ive and convey all and andI I singular my estate and Interests right title claim and advantages of and in said laid orange together with all aU its tea rind Juice pulp and pips and all aU rights and advantages therein there there- in In with v. ith full fuU power to bite cut suck end otherwise to eat the same ame or give the same away with or without the rind skin juice pulp or pips pipe anything hereinbefore or hereinafter or in any other means mean of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the theco co contrary in any wise win ing And then another lawyer lawer comes along and takes it away from you Underdone Movie Slams Hams A MEDICAL Journal reports that thata a preventative has hal been found for trichina But Im I'm afraid its it's too late to do anything for some of our Hollywood folk actor-folk trichina being beIna a thing thine common to underdone underdone underdone under under- done hams A lot of us who came out here bere as 81 greenhorns and went to cutting up for the screen have an in alibi Wb When n the movie critics ac so- accuse accuse cuse cuss us of bavin contracted the disease disease disease dis dis- dis- dis ease of bad acting our defense is that wed we'd been exposed to It IL Yet the films have produced a grand rand crop of good actors actor out of very raw material too sometimes And they keep right on doing so so notwithstanding that every now and then the popular fanc fancy picks pick on some lome mil male beauty beauly with a set let of educated eyelashes and the winsome win win- some lome trick of a languishing glance fiance IRVIN S. S COBB hi |
