| Show Sports And Baloney Baloney By Beau Peste Colleges are grand old Institutions with th their lr romantic traditional venerable venerable ven ven- erable backgrounds scenes of ot many sweet love lo affairs the Mecca for the memories of ot youth to turn back upon when Youth has passed on to Age What more dreamy and pleasant memories memories mem- mem ories cries can an Old Grad Orad have than those hose of ot Alma Ma Mater r This sounds sound strange coming from us We never u went to College not College not even high school schoon But we have ha known and lo loved ed many colleges many high schools and v we e always loved the stately old building covered ered with ivy the friendly old trees rees the smooth cool grassy campus the he clean fast short cropped turf of the he football field the track the gym Even Sven if we didn't go to college college we have felt and will ill always remember the he pleasant days das and nights we have spent around them the beautiful girls we knew and the fine line linemen men and boys we met and associated with College 1 I That word means a alot alot lot ot to us There is is- Standford with its Campanile Cam Cam- the the old Farm as they af affectionately affectionately affectionately af- af call it theta ther Is our old favorite the Blue and Gold Gold Gold-Califor- Califor California nia among the lovely Berkeley hills there Is West Point with its fine line manhood manhood man- man hood lood building machine and its Lovers Lover's Lane where a Cadet and his young oung thrill are as secure from in- in as if they were all alone In Inthe Inthe inthe the world where not even the highest officer In the Army can nor wishes s u n m. m to 0 Intrude upon the young Idea of ot making love and then there Is 11 Dear old B. B A. A C. C B. B A. A C. C has all the things these fine ine tradition-rich tradition old schools have Stately old buildings the walls Ivy- Ivy covered friendly tall old trees green grassy campus a Lovers Lane in fact three or four of ot em a gym and I Well right there we got gotto gotto gotto to stop We haven't anything else out there to except the pretty girls and the nice gang of young fellows fellows fel tel lows such as Coach Tuff Linford and his understudies What does B. B A. A C. C lack to bring it up to the romantic traditional beauty of ot California Stanford West Point Nothing Nothing Nothing-nothing nothing but a turf bobtail field and a good fast track A turf tur football field would add to the beauty of the school fifty per cent And 1 It if the turf was put In a fence built bull around the field and green beautiful plants placed all along the fence to screen the field Football would pay for Itself and all the rest of the sports sport at B. B A. A C. C in no time Old Bud Houser is throwing the platter platter platter plat plat- ter around again out in California California- the home of ot track and field stars- stars getting ready for the 1932 Olympiad Now if they will Just get Jackie Burton into training add Frank Wykoff to th the list America will ill bring home the bacon In the International games after alter the ancient Greek sports sports and and Jackie will vill give Utah a big share o othe ot of the honors |
