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Show Birmingham Man Learns How to Avoid Old Age to 'run down a traffic policeman; always al-ways speed, and demand half of the road, the middle half, Just show the other fellow you know your rights and are ready to die for them ; always al-ways drive fast in traffic. If a new driver, as it is the easiest way to have an accident ' " Birmingham News. "1 got fooled by a headline recently," recent-ly," said Banks Talmadge, "for In looking over a magazine I saw 'How to Avoid Old Age," and while I am not yet worried over the matter, yet I registered attention. Among other ways to keep from getting old it advised: 'Never stop, look or listen at railroad crossings when driving a car; always race with locomotives to crossings, as It gives engineers a thrill; alwnys pass the car ahead of you on a curve ; or a hill ; always drive as fast as you can on wet, slippery roads and be sure to lock your brakes when skidding, skid-ding, as you can often turn your car clean around; always drive fast out of alleys, for if you do it often enough you may have the good luck j i |