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Show A Fiend for Gossip. Jones approached the young lady assistant and Inquired: "Keep music machine records?" "All kinds." "Got any loud ones?" "Plenty of them." "I want the loudest one you have." "March, waltz, song or what?" "Anything, so long ns It is loud." "What's the Idea?" "My wife wants It to put on the machine ma-chine when she has to leave the room so that the folks will have to stop talking lint El she returns, and she won't miss any of the gossip." Portland Port-land Oregonlan. |