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Show Gross Ignorance. A Pittsburgh lawyer was conducting a case in court not long ago and one of the witnesses, a burly negro, confessed con-fessed that at the time of his arrest he was engaged in a craps game. Immediately Imme-diately the lawyer said : "Now, sir, I want you to tell the jury just how you tleul craps." "Wnss dat?" asked the witness, rolling roll-ing his eyes. "Address the jury, sir!" thundered the lawyer, "and tell them just how you deal craps." "Lenime otiten heah !" cried the witness, wit-ness, uneasily. "Fust thing I know this gem-man gwlne to ask me how to Irink u sandwich." Boston Transcript. |