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Show Inter - Mountain ' Editorial Hiiites Selected for Western Newspaper Union j , l The trouble with must local lisher-j men who come in to tell us about the! big one that gov away is they don'tl leave any of the little ones to provej they've really been fishing. Dubo; (Ida.) Rainier. Ask any one in this section win! was lie best thing he sun while away from home and he'll quickly tell you it was a ticket back to Dubois. Dubois (Ida.)' R.inner. From the divorce suite testimony we, occasionally read in daily papers it' must be stylish in New York to grab) the first thing that comes along marry! it and then settle for it afterward. Du-j hois (Ida.) Runner. j i Maybe the reason Adam blamed Eve-for Eve-for his meanness is because he didn't' have a moving picture actress around, to blame it on. Dubois (Ida.) Banner. : - i Henry Ford's plan to get milk with-' out cows isn't new. The swiss have been depending on goats for years. Dubois (Ida.) Banner. 1 Many a man gets a reputation for be- ing good natured because lie is too: lazy to take his own part. Kimhirdy; You can't gather figs from thistles,-but. thistles,-but. a good many go through life withi a grouch on because they are unable! to gather the fruits of labor without the labor. Ririe (Ida) News. To hear a roughneck roasting a; baseball umpire is to be reminded thatj it is usually the loser who doubts justice jus-tice and disagrees with the jury Couu- ell (Ida.) Loader. ; When a man gets to the point where he poses as an authority on any one subject, he never seems to have any-practial any-practial use. Ririe Ida.) News. Many, a man has to wait until the first of the month before he can tell . the difference between calico and crepe de chene. Ririe (Ida.) News. Ot course, if a squig in those columns is too pointed to please you, you can enjoy hanging it onto the other fellow. St, Anthony (Ida.) News. Nothing is quite so insistent as bun-:rer. bun-:rer. It comes unbidden. Is never welcome, wel-come, and departs only when satisfied. -St. Anthony (Ida.) News, The first strawberries out of your' own garden are comparable only to-Hie to-Hie chilled fruits that graced tho-banquet tho-banquet table of Epicurus. Nampa. (Ida.) Herald. If some one doesn't come along-with along-with a fresh sensation soon we wilt have a tedious day of it tomorrow St. Anthony (Ida.) News. Do you remember the old-fashioned workman who use to come down town on Saturday night and boast about how much work he could do In a day? Golden (Colo.) Republican. 1 A housekeeping column is headed-"The headed-"The House Built of Bread." The "bouse built of roll' would sound more like it these days. Tacoma Rodger. t The myriads of green bugs" which ere overruning Oklahoma may bn nothing more than scraps of pill edged nil slock certificates blowing about. Indianapolis News. t Give up? Well, the difference between be-tween a newspaper man and a pig is that the pig lives iln his pen and th newspaper man lives by Ids pen. W. N. V. That California sea lion Hint wandered wan-dered a mile nnd n ha'f inland at San .Tose, evidently was tired of water nnd possibly was rooking for some liquid wilh raisins In it. Bulte (Mont.) Miner. The good ministers tell us It Is wrong to work on Sundays, but that Is whnt we pay them to do. St. Anthony (Ida.) News. Most men are quick to embrace their opportunities, especially If they nro young and pretty. St. Anthony (Ida.) News. Some jiivijile come Into this lif" with t. wall, go through it wilh a crow!, and slide nut wilh a sr.f.H. Price (Ft.) K:m. Numerous writers tell the worn! how to make money, lull Ibey get Utile of ft themselves. T'rlcp (I't.j Sun. The sporting news bounds are talcing talc-ing sides In 1 lie Deiiip'-'ey-Cnrpentler contest. A gond way to estlmnle the value of their vi"v: as to the probable proba-ble winner N to read both sides and keep your money, says the Goldf.eld Tribune. Fellow has discovered a viy o Keep his neghlmrs bens at h i!" Shnplo. leavps a few eggs on the 'a n "ml llien f '(!: 1 1 1 ! i : ti: 'A lien ""i"V.'H'-! urn nokm". They kee" ... 1. !.,..,. ;(: - thai. F.H.o ("".'.j Tl.r.-s. |