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Show HAD NO CAUSE FOR WORRY Under the Circumstances Wash White Could Afford to Live Life of Elegant Leisure. Senator Gronna of Dakota was analyzing a political opponent at a Dakota luncheon. "The man is bad through and through," he said. "He's actually so bad that he mistakes badness for goodness is proud of himself, in short. "By Jove, he makes me thi.uk of Uncle. Washington White. As Uncle Wash loafed in front of the poolroom one morning the preacher's wife stopped and said : " 'Washington, why don't you go j to work?' I "Old Wash While, as he prilTcd j serenely on his corncob, answered : " Tiokase Ah got a wife mi' children chil-dren toe suppo't ' j "'But,' the preacher's wife impatiently impa-tiently Interrupted, 'you can't support them by loafing here in front ct this pool room.' " 'Excuse me, Miss' Fo'thly,' said Wash, wiili dignity. 'Lcinnio finish niah remark. Wot Ah means i.oe say is that All's got a wife an' ehiilun toe i suppo't me.'" Detroit Free Press. |