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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hihtes Selected for W'e.-.U-ru Ncwpacr L'nion The n.an v. ho quuroN with hi.s lire. el and Ihi:;. r is likoiv to d-i.e on scraps. Parma (Ida.) Keview. What the world i-i wailing for is a man who can dc-iM- a lav m.body will feel Spanish Fori. (!.'.) press. There's some l'eii.i.vs got to the devil dev-il just because they ainr uot nowhere else to go. -Mil ford (Ida.) News. It has b-en our observation that there has been many a June bride who ought to be a June graduate. Ilazel-ton Ilazel-ton (Ida.) Xovvs. Men are in receptive mood when they wani public office, anil often in n deceptive one after they get it. -Verna: (1,'iali) Kxpress. Don't wait until a fellow has passed pass-ed in Ihe final checks to hand him a bouquet of flowers not onions. Kimbei-ly (Ida.) Tribune. One of the greatest faults of the average c..ok book Is that it never tells you how to keep a cook. Mountain Moun-tain Homo (Ma.) Kepublican. We're not mentioning names, but we bel'eve thai more than one man would lose his job if his wife was a mind-reader. mind-reader. Sinilhlieid (Ut.) Sentinel. Il seems tilling to say that, instead ol' being siaiieih'lig brand now, tnrift scrapping in coiigre.-s is merely the usuab-- Idaho Falls (Ida.) Times. And whatever else they may do at cenain line oliier countries nb-eays are wise mm.. 1' not to want to V itag-en:-:e I'iiele .-'am. Pttlle (Mont.) .Minor. Wheat and hogs may be lower than (it any time in lecont years, but tin-fortuim'.ely, tin-fortuim'.ely, the ultimate consumer can not eat wb.'at or hogs. Wilder (Ida.) Herald. A Canadain says he lias a liquid tha:t v 'il make a man -,'ell all his secrets. V.'o had tin- same kind of liquid in this iv.emry un'il they voted it otit. lla.el-ton lla.el-ton (Ida.) News. The woman who is i-ontinually lec-tur lec-tur tig he-.- husband eit'ier considers h;m a feol or else she's forgotten that a vord to the wise is sult'icent. Hazel-ton Hazel-ton (Ida.) Xews. From the general ins'.sl ;iice that nob idy is making money these days, we : alher that people are making and seli'ag goods for the sheet joy of it. Hail -y (Ida.) News-Miner. The days now begin t(' get shorter it"a'n, but at that it will be some time before the resumption of the well-known well-known query, "Is it cold enough for you'.'" Pulte (Ida:) Miner. . Admiral Sims may only have been joking but what about Denby? If the secretary listens to some of the home folks he may pull the joker off the -deck Twin Falls (Ida.) Times. Teacher "ITonry if you had three npples and some one gave you five more, "vhat would you have?" Henry Hen-ry "I guess I'd have a pain in mj StoniaCi." Topics of the Day Films. A lot of people seem to interpret self determination as meaning that a little nation has as much right to star a war as a big nation. And the sad thing about it Is, they're right Hailey (Ida.) News-Miner. It must be some waste of time for a tax collector to fool around after a man who keeps up with all the automobile au-tomobile accessories and buys all the new records for his phonograph. Pox Elder (Utah) Journal. May be all right, but listens contradictory con-tradictory the shipping board plans to keep our merchant marine in the front rank and at the same time sell a lot of our ships to" foreign trade rivals. Idaho Falls (Ida.) Times. The latest best answer to a foolish question comes from the south : "What time is it Sambo," shouts a man from fhe jail window. "What's the difference," differ-ence," asks Sambo, "you nil nin't goin' nowhere."- Asliton Enterprise. If the Mountain States Telephone company ran figure out the exact growth of this city for the next twenty twen-ty years they are bet'.er prophets than we think they are. nowever we would like to look ovr their prognostication Idaho Falls (Ida.) Times. When a woman has more clothes than she thinks she needs it will be wh';n the church steeple is fifty feet below the basement. Box Elder (Utah) lourn-al. When you hear a man say he feels like a Uiree year old, ask him whether he means a horse or a flivver. Smith-field Smith-field (Ut.) Journal. Arfies to ashes, dust to dut; It white mule don't get yon, cocaine must Mllford (Ida.) News. |