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Show QUIPS WITH A PUNCH Everybody owes the world the living that he gets from It Fate is so kind to some that they have a right to believe in luck. If you want to please your friend, get through talking so that he can begin. A man will carry a cane until it becomes be-comes a nuisance, and then most men will quit. Only an accomplished peacemaker can patch up a quarrel so that the patches won't show. As soon as you get on Easy street, you notice that everybody there has to pay high taxes. Trouble is the most obliging thlnjj in the world ; it will never dodge the fellow who Is looking for it Men don't understand women be-cause be-cause they can't ; women don't understand under-stand men because they don't have to. It costs a man a good deal to live up to his Ideals. That's the reason many a man can't afford to get married. |