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Show CAP ; Doesn't Believe This. "Do you believe everything he says?" "I used to, until he tried to tell me the other day that you couldn't lose any more money playing dollar-limit poker than you could playing 10-cent limit." One on Hubby. Mr. Wiseman (surveying new draperies drap-eries in parlor) My dear, you certainly certain-ly have wretched taste. Ills Wife Yes, that's what everyone every-one said when I married you. Sir fTE GREAT SAVING. "There's one thing: I never cease to congratulate myself about." "What is that?" "You don't need tires for the steer- - ing wheel." Quite an Art. There's really quite an art, you know, In bringing up the young "We teach the baby first to talk And then to hold his tongue. Same Old Tale. He And what did your father say when you told him that I said I couldn't live without you? She He said he used to tell ma the j game rot. Time to Go. He Would you marry a man for his money? Sh I wouldn't marry you for all the money in the world. So Young. Percy I heard that you said I was a goose. I hope you will deny it. Kitty I most assuredly will. I merely mere-ly called you a gosling. Henpecked. Jinks He's a bear on the exchange. Mrs. Jinks Well, he's as meek as a lamb at home. A New Twist to It. Hoax As the old saying goes, "In the time of peace " Joax Apply for a pension. A Continual Struggle. She He died without a struggle. He Well, he died easier than he lived. Way to Find Out. "Have you many close friends hero?" "Can't say. I've never tried to borrow bor-row a cent." A Mixup. Itodge Did Blinks get excuses confused? con-fused? Podge Yes ; told the boss that he had been detained at the office and his wife that he had been up with the baby. A Tight Squeeze. Irena 1 just danced with that Mr. ! V Allarms Harry Well, you seem to have pulled pull-ed through all right. Irena Yes ; but it was a tight squeeze. Happy Thought. Doily When one sends a parcel by express why do they always ask the name and address of the sender. Percy Why-er-so they'll know where to return it in case it is-er-Jost or stolen, doncher know. Wise Kid. The New Superintendent (Ills first visit at this particular school) Well, children, what shall I talk to you about? Kid (on the front row) About five minutes. An Appropriate Name. Farmer Korntassel Waal, it's too bad you received the notice of my little darter's birth too late to put it in the paper. Saay, kin yer think of a good name for her? Editor of the Bingtown Bugle Sure; coll her Ad. delayed. Relic of the Past - "This, I presume, is the portrait of one of your former admirers." "Don't be foolish, hubby. That is a photograph of yourself when you hat) |