Gunnison Gazette | 1916-12-01 | Page 7 | Mean Trick Hard to Beat

MEAN TRICK HARD TO BEAT According to Fat Plumbei, He Witnessed Wit-nessed Action That Would Seem to Be the Limit. "I have .spotted another 'meanest man.' " It was the fat plumber who spoke, "Who is it this lime'" the thin carpenter car-penter asked. "Unison." ''What's Unison been doing?" "He took me to dinner with him in a swell hotel the other evening." "Do you call that mean?" "Xo, but listen." "I am listening." "When we had finished be took a small piece of tinfoil that had covered cov-ered a little square of cheese " "Ub huh" "Placed it on a silver dollar to get a perfect impression " "Yes" "And then left the impression on his plate so the waiter would think he was getting a fine tip." Youngs-town Youngs-town Telegram. I