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Show How Drunkard Was Saved. ' They are repeating at Virginia Hot Springs a witticism of Theodore P. ; Shouts, the railway magnate. A', well- known New York clubman had died, and a group of gentlemen )were discussing his career over a game of cards. "Poor fellow! Poor fellow!" one of the gentlemen sighed. "They say If it hadn't been for his wife he would have filled a drunkard's grave." "Ah, yes," said Mr. Shouts, with a faint smile; "she did have him cremated, cre-mated, didn't she?" St. Louis Globe-Democrat. |