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Show Home Made Pholosophy- By Nemo. Some men say ''Get thee behind me Satan," because thoy need that kind of backing. One of the hardest jobs in this life is that of trying to live without working, The reason soms people are poor is because it is too hot to work iu summer, sum-mer, too eold in winter, too early in the spring and too late in the fall. Trouble is one cf the easiest hings to find, if you are hunting for it. And if you get the habit of a trouble sucker, it will follow you like your shadow and stick to you like a porua plaster. Grey hairs commond our respect unless they are found on the head of n reprobate or in the butter, The man who makes the most noisa usually thinks the least. An old rickety machine creaks the loudest. Young man. look carefully before you marry and overlook a good many things afterward. Suspended animation is a condition similar to a nigger's religion when ha gets in a white man's hen roost I once heard a sky-pilot say, "Do not hide your religion uuder a bushel" I know a lot of fellows who could hide theirs under a gnat's wing and the gnat would never know it. The man who gives his seat to the well-dressed young lady in a street car, then goes home and monoplizes the hammock while his wife site on the poroh steps may be called polite, but he is a "porker" just the same. |