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Show Wisdom cf Nomolos. By Nemo.J Any fool cu criticise, but it takss a wise man to judge. There are a lot of critics in the Provo insane asylum. A bnse occupation or a bad habit in-iy make a man sm-irt in that par-ticn par-ticn Im r Hue, but it makes him dull in all o heis. A modest man dont always have a poor opinion of hiaaaelfr he merely keeps still of himself,, and allows the world to-thiuk he is a model. The greatest happiness is obtained by giving it to others, and inversely, the most misery we get is by making others miserable. Church creeds always reminds me of au animal skin stuffed with sawdust; saw-dust; they belong to a museum of antiquated curiosities. It is what we do that counts, not what John Calvin manufactured. A Guunison man met a- Manti man with a grease spot on his sleeve ; Said the Gunnison Man to the- Manti man "3011 are a Grecian I preeeive" Said the Manti man to the Gu-nnisoa mac, ''your old joke makes me hot" Quoth the Gunnison man to the Man-1 Man-1 li man, "I made it on the SPOT." If you are rigW,. a back bone is a gocd thing to have ; if you are on tl e wrong side it is well to have a few joints in your spinal column, tbat it u.ay bend ; but spare me from the fellow who has nothing but a cotton string running down his back with a few ribs tied to it. ' ' G-iveyour children' some live pet for a playmate ; a horse, cat. bird or dog, will traiu them to -love something some-thing that liveF, and make them better bet-ter meu aDd women. A man who deprives de-prives his boy of a Oog or his girl of a bird or kitty, and acts as though his own company was good enough- for I his children,, is making them awoci-a,te awoci-a,te with, a hag. |