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Show ' ' ' Enforced Economy. A friend of Pat's was caught in a ' shower near his cottage and asked shelter from the elements. Pat opened the door. One pf ; the first things the friend saw was; rain coming steadily through a' hole in the-roof. "Pat, hoy," said he, "for why don't ye fix J.h' hole -in th' roof?" "The hole in the roof, is it?" asked Pat, spearing for an excuse. "Oh, yis. . I would, ye know, but whin th' rain is comin' in I can't fix it, an' whin it don't rain it don't need fixin'." |