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Show SHORT SERMONS- The reason some men remain honest is because they are watched too close. When a boy is 16 and hasn't anything else, he is pretty sure to have a girl. When a boy lias to be washed he is sorry that Columbus ever discovered dis-covered America. The man who dyes his whiskers almost invariably squeezes a girl's hand when he takes it. There are people who seem to lose all their religion the minute they can't have their own way. There are so many folks who are always wanting to pick out crosses for other people to carry. You can't tell how much money a man has in his pocketbook by the size of the strap around it. |