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Show PINK PALMISTRY By J. T. G. "When the other members of the Commission . voted against the granting of a free license to Mrs. Alice Pink, a fortune teller, Mr. Lawrence cast a contrary vote, saying, "A palmist once read my palm like a book and I am against turning turn-ing one of them down without a hearing." Daily Paper. Now listen, Alice, listen! When you go into a trance, In a swoon that is mesmeric, and a client takes a chance; Won't you tell us, Alice, tell us, what your gift reveals for him? Do you work by intuition or Mclvor Tyndal's film? When you draw the mystic curtain and you look into his mitt, And his line of life is broken, and you want to make a hit, Do you throw a life-line to him, or let the sucker sink? ' If he's standing on your sky line, do you push him off the brink? If your friend's about to travel - through some great and aching void, What's the line you recommend to him, the old North German Lloyd? If his clothes line's full of patches and ho comes to you for aid, Does a line of thread or a line of talk make him a tailor-made? I And tell us, in conclusion, in your own clairvoyant clair-voyant way, After you discern the objects that avoid a Roentgen ray, After you glance through the ether which to other eyes is dim, Oh, tell us, Alice, tell us, can you really see through him? |