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Show PASSING CHIMES. (By James Barton Adams.) A Cowboy's Prize. Never was no gal like Mollle In creation, I don't think; Hotter than a hot tamale "When her temper's out o' kink; Han'some ain't the word to fit 'er She's a beauty, head to heel Lightnin'-built glt-up-an' gitter, An' as true as polishes steel. Case o' love at fust sight, reckon-On reckon-On my part, you understand An' I swore she'd soon be packin' This same ol' cowpunchsr's brand. Went into the game an' won 'er, 4 From all rivals yanked the prize; Cut 'er from the bunch an' run 'er Off before their jealous eyes. Now she's mine; there ain't a prouder Rider on the ranges, see? Mortal couldn't yawp no louder Crackin' up her worth than me. From the crupper to the snaffle She's a thorrerbred, that mare That I won at Johnson's raffle At the T ranch on the Bear. iJ5 Kansas needs 8,000 harvest hands. Unfortunately Unfortun-ately the nomadic gents who are now looking for work in that state are all ice cutters and snow shovelers. They are trying the effects of food preservatives preserva-tives on dogs at Topeka. Looks like taking a cruel advantage of brutes that cannot read the newspapers. & & Thomas A. Edison hopes to put automobiles within the reach of all of us who are now afoot and trying to keep out of the reach of the automobiles. auto-mobiles. tit i It- is said that Nicholas Longworth is kept busy tipping his hat on his travels. Ordinary American Ameri-can travelers abroad are kept busy tipping hotel employes. fcyC "Water and Whisky Poisons Fifty Editors," reads a Chicago headline. Editors, mind you, who read the papers and must have been well aware that it was dangerous to use Chicago water, even i as chasers, without boiling it., iC t3C "The sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the children, even unto the third and fourth generations." gen-erations." Jesse James, Jr., has become a lawyer. |