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Show A DIREFUL THREAT. It was during a very tedious ride on a Western railway, and the passengers, passen-gers, tired, dirty and thirsty, all berated be-rated the company with the exception of one man. His fellow passengers commented on this, and asked him why he did not denounce the company too. "It would be hardly fair," he replied, "as I am traveling on a free pass; but, if they don't do better pretty soon, blame if I don't go out and buy a ticket tic-ket and join you." Harper's Magazine. Maga-zine. A German savant is trying to learn i how long a dream lasts. In Lincoln, ! Neb., it goes on forever. Cleavelana ' Leader. "What did that man say when you told him you had seen a sea set-pent?" set-pent?" "His conversation became suddenly irrelevant. He began to talk about local option and prohibition." Washington Wash-ington Star. . ., i -- i . |