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Show "AIN'T IT AWFUL, MABEL?" lUR H By John E. Hazzard. laHlii H (Author of the original "Ain't It Awful, Mabel?") jWff H Say, kiddo, was you down to catch !HP flfl Me actin' in that vaudeveel sketch? llBt H Wasn't I the saucy wretch? !m9& H Ain't it awful, Mabel?" 1P The management was awful mean; jwhK H They had us sandwiched in between natli'' H A trained norso and a jugglin' queen. fifliL I !j Ain't it awful, Mabel?" jBBJ jH 1 1H H I understand that K. an' E. ?Bp H An' Henry Savage, Jake an' Lee 1 Ww, ( H An' Dave Belasco's after me; IbBe? 1 Ain't it awful, Mabel?" iWm ' 1 That shows you what a success does. "Bfl Now'every dame'll knock, because Wm 1 I'm modest, like I always was. 3ilp Ain't it awful, Mabel?" iBC H mSnta H Say, you don't know how glad I feel! 'iRW 1 I jes' got sent for by Ben Teal. tlffttfa 1 I think I've got a job that's real! Wffil Ain't it awful, Mabel?" fiR fl Mm- m The minute I received his note Lm't H I shook myself an' cleared my throat, 'm 1 An' took the spots from my old coat. ihm '1 Ain't it awful, Mabel?" wM, fl As soon as I sent in my name MM . I got a snicker from some dame; w 1 The look I gave her was a shame. iH?ff' J H Ain't it awful, Mabel?" & , , H Et H The first thing Mr. Teal he said fflb. ' I Was, "I don't like yer hair so red;" sMs ! 9 So now I got to paint my head. JiJ fl Ain't it awful, Mabel?" fc f " fl |