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Show K j j A learned Chicago professor, returning from K f Germany, reports that in that country the people v ! profess great love for us as a people, but expect, j , nevertheless, when the time shall be ripe and J, ' Germany is all ready, to have to fight our nation until we are whipped to a finish. When that time 1 1 comes, our Government will call upon her Ger- f man-American citizens and they will drive the Kaiser into his own Black Forest, close and lock the gates and keep him there until he shall prom- i ise to be good. If he is too saucy, he may be permitted to land, then the cabbage crop and all r'i the breweries in that region will be destroyed and j the Kaiser's army will, in a week, lay down their f ; arms and in two weeks will take the oath of alleg- j lance to the Constitution and laws of the United . ; States. If Mr. Rosevelt is then President, he will ,4 j send for the Kaiser, fill him up on Winnewurst, $ ' I blood pudding and Bavarian beer and then give f ( him a free ticket on which to return to the Fath I i erland. When Germany tries any of those little courtesies cour-tesies on the United States, it will find that this i l i country is not to be outdone in the International t ' graces, l |
