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Show WITTICISMS OF THE STAGE. Some Droll Remarks to Which Comedians Givo Utterance. "What's your name?" "Call me August." "Ain't that a hot name?" "You could be all the world to me." "Well, you couldn't be one of the rivets in the new bridge for me." I "Your husband must have been a lobster." "Yes, they probably have him deviled by now." "This is a cold world." "There's a warmer one coming." "What'll you be doing there?" "Selling asbestos." In a vaudeville turn the conversation turns to Scriptural reading. A tramp asks of his female Partner: "Do you read the Bible?" "Oh, every night." "You ought to sleep well." "Why?" "You lie so easily." |
