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Show WHAT ARE THE VIEWS OF THOMAS KEABNS? ' The election will be torrid we confidingly expect, And we are gravely doubtful as to whom we shall elect; But e know where we can find a tide of wisdom's lavish flow: And before we flounder recklessly, here's what we wish to know. "What are the views of Thomas Kearns?" His views, when once exploited, you can never dissipate, They're still glimmering in splendor In the councils coun-cils of the great; And If we knew what candidate would suit our Thomas best, We would plume the nomination on his tall and swelling crest "What are the views of Thomas Kearns?" Fiiond Smoot has Cutler virus In his cloud-contesting frame, AnJ Twin Callister and Fussy are infected with the same; But how can one do battie with bold blade and bludgeon stout, While afflicted with that awe-inspiring, fear-impelling doubt: "What are the views of Thomas Kearns?" For Wells we have a preference, but would not say a word Until from pompous Thomas we have definitely heard; An J for Hammond we've a leaning in a pallid sort of way. But are dumb until we learn what wily Thomas has to say. "What are the views of Thomas Kearns?" So if purgatorial blazes have been carefully prepared pre-pared For the vocal politician who has floundered far and dared; The adjudicating angel, ere announcing the result, Will send deeper in the nether world friend Thomas to consult: . "What are the views of Thomas Kearns?" A. K. N. |
