Garland City Globe | 1918-09-19 | Page 3 | Pacifying a Pacifist

Pacifying a Pacifist. During a recent patriotic parade a marine who wns helping keep the crowd back heard nn old man at his side grunting und mumbling, and be I llnally untied him what wits the matter. The old man said, "Them out there," j as be pointed to the passing soldier I hoys. I "Why, don't you wish you were one i of them?" tliu marine united. "No," the old mini said. "I belong to the iiriny of peace, tliu army of heaven." "Yes, my man, but aren't you u good wny from your barracks?" stopped the old mini's (.Tumbling und started the crowd laughing.