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Show DIDN'T GET THE SITUATION Flight of Eloquence Wasted by Friend of Dobklns Pretty Enough, But Not Appropriate. "What makes you act so grouchy this morning, Dobkins?" "Hnd an addition to my family." "Whnt? Why, you ought to bo ashamed to be gloomy over that! To think that a normal human being Bhould bo angry because of tho advent ad-vent of such n cherub! Do you actually act-ually grudgo a placo in your happy home to rhn innocent crenturo fresh from heaven, bringing with it tho very fragranco of those celestial realms? Do you greet with an unwelcoming chill a small cpltomo of all purity and sweetness given into your kocplng as a priceless, though undeserved treasure treas-ure by a too benevolent Provldonco? A lovoly copy of what fancy feigns the nngels to bo like n tiny shred of grace and glory, snatched from the " "Say, that's very pretty, but do you know you're talking about my mother-in-law?" |