Garland Globe | 1906-03-17 | Page 6 | Dull Days on the Willamette

I Dull Daya on the Willamette. IlrlsU nows nnd chances for scrap I py comment aro on tho bum. Won't j some fnshlonablo lady or gentleman ' plcnso scandalize herself or himself, I j or' somo holler-thnn-thou crank stick j . bis noso Into someone else's business 1 ; , nnd help to whllo dull timo away In ! it Portland? Lighten t)io gloom, gome 3 body. Doesn't anybody feel llko run- ' nlng away from his wlfo or taking a mint Julop after 2 o'clock In tho morn' jj Ing or smokug a clgarotto or seine-f, seine-f, thing moderately debauching? Wo'ro S getting too good nnd the sun Is shin- Ing too serenely on tho banks of the " willowy Willamette. Portland Oro-1 Oro-1 eonlan. ,