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Show A Squelcher. "I gavo that odious Mrs. Dough-purso Dough-purso something to think of this afternoon," after-noon," says Mrs. Dankfull to her husband, hus-band, who was amusing hlmsolf by tosBlng $20 gold pieces Into tho artificial artifi-cial lako In thu drnwlng room for tho pleasure of hearing tho gold plecos plunk as they sunk. "WhaJJa say to hor?" . asked Mr. Bankfull, rolling hlmsolf a clgarotto In a hundred-dollar bill. "Slio was boasting about tho solid-gold solid-gold radiators thoy aro having put Into their now houso, and I told hor wo thought steam heat was so old-fashioned that wo woro going to hoat our house with radium horeaftor." Judge, |